TERMS & CONDITIONS OF
YOUR MEMBERSHIP
MEMBERSHIP
TERM
Except in the case of Trial Memberships or other special promotions, memberships
are valid for one year from the date of enrollment. However, we might
extend your membership a few months to adjust for any processing lag time
that might be experienced. In other words, if you enroll on September
1 yet your membership is not mailed out to you until September 30, your
membership will be valid for at least one year from September 30. This
will be your "Anniversary Date". Your membership card will be
mailed to you and your "Anniversary Date" and an explanation
will be included at that time.
RENEWALS
Your membership will be valid through your Anniversary Date. It is recommended
that you apply for renewal several weeks
prior to this expiration date. An e-mail notification will be sent to
you as a reminder yet it is your responsibility to renew your membership
on time. You may at sometime in the future elect for the "auto-renewal"
option. This may be done by sending us an e-mail or by selecting that
option upon registration or renewal. Upon satisfying the requirements
of Membership renewal, you will receive a renewal sticker. Do not loose
or throw away your membership card when it expires otherwise you will
have nothing to put your renewal sticker on!
If you allow your membership to lapse, you may be required to join again
as a new member by paying the Enrollment Fee and the First Year's Dues
at the then current rate.
DUES
Your Dues are to be kept current in order to receive the membership benefits
offered within this program. Your Dues rate will remain the same as the
rate at which they were when you first enrolled so long as you maintain
current status. As stated above, should you allow your membership to lapse,
you may be required to join again as a new member by paying the Enrollment
Fee and the First Year's Dues at the then current rate.
REPLACEMENT
CARDS
First rule, don't loose your membership card. Second, should you loose
your membership card, refer to the first rule! Okay, we know that eventually
you will be having just too much fun at a party and forget your membership
and perhaps even forget what bar you were at. But as long as you can remember
who you are, we can help you! You are entitled to one replacement card
per year. Replacement cards are $9.00. Your Anniversary Date will not
be changed nor your dues rate. If you loose your membership card more
than once a year, you might be required to attend shock therapy sessions
and take more ginkoboloba before we consider giving you another card.
Contact us to discuss your rehabilitation.
CITY EXPANSION,
PRICING & SCALING
As ClubAccess expands into other cities, your membership is valid at the
businesses in that city as soon as their offer is posted on our web site.
As new cities are opened, we will offer Charter Memberships for residents
within that city. Membership pricing will eventually increase, both the
Enrollment Fee and the Dues, as more benefits are acquired within a particular
city. Therefore, pricing may be different from one city to another. This
does not mean, however, that you can buy a membership in another city
in order to save a few dollars. Pricing is based upon the city where you
enrolled for your membership.
TRIAL
USE MEMBERSHIPS
You lucky devils who get to try us out for free must remember that we
cannot keep offering you all these services and benefits if Membership
were always free. So, please be considerate and pay for a Membership eventually!
Trial Use Memberships are only released into new markets or where market
stimulation is required. They a not constantly available and are reserved
for your poor friends who do not yet have a membership so they can check
out what they've been missing. If you get a hold of one, pass it along
to someone who needs it. Make them remember you so when they enroll, you'll
get credit for the referral. We like referrals! The Trial Membersips cannot
be used to extend your current membership and cannot be re-sold on the
black market. Don't even think about it!
NEW SERVICES
We intend to continually offer new benefits and services to our members.
Most of the new services will be available to Members at no extra charge.
However, some of the services may require membership upgrades or surcharges.
Don't whine if you have to pay to get something really cool for a few
more bucks. Obviously though, you will get the option. We will not stick
you with a bill for something unless we have your consent to stick it
to you.
CONDUCT
& REVOCATION
Membership is a privilege not a right. Don't act like a bonehead and you'll
be just fine. However, if the urge overwhelms you to be a bonehead, we
reserve the right to revoke your membership. As a matter of fact, if you
are an extreme bonehead, even one of the businesses within our Benefits
Network could take your membership and not return it to you. If this happens,
get the name of the place and the person that took your card and contact
us. We'll find out just how much of a bonehead you were and decide what
to do about you. Remember, we don't want to look bad by having our members
be boneheads. Otherwise, businesses won't want to deal with us and then
everyone looses. Things that constitute boneheadedness: underage drinking,
lewd and obnoxious conduct beyond that which is just having fun, disrespect
to staff or management at any participating business, fighting and destruction
of property, having the police chase you through the bar, and so on. You
get the idea, right?
REFUNDS,
UNSUBSCRIBE OR CANCELLATIONS
What, you don't like us anymore? Okay, it may happen that you'll have
your reasons for unsubscribing or canceling your membership. Well, send
us an e-mail.
State your case and we'll let you off the hook. However, there are no
refunds once your Membership Card has been sent to you. After that, you
can only request not to be billed for renewals.
QUESTIONS
Got questions? E-mail us!
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